 | "I wonder what made the artists decide to place this wartime tank game in a fluffy pink wonderland. I mean, are we invading Barbie's evil empire or what?"- Granny Vinnie |
 | "I would think, naturally, that a wrestling game would have wrestling moves."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "When I have to sit down with an instruction manual in my lap and flip my difficulty switches back and forth and press "select" and "reset" over and over again to keep this bird in the air...it just isn't worth it!"- Granny Vinnie |
 | "Your best bet is to pick up a copy of NES's Tecmo Bowl if you want Classic Football Fun."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "Sometimes this game feels like a puzzle game, because of the different obstacles and traps that cause you to constantly use your noodle. And sometimes it feels more like an action game, especially when you are trying to escape from that annoying molecule bully and you only have 20 seconds to go..."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "...most mazes are simple in the beginning, but some heinous turns near the end of almost every board causes you to swear at a smiling suitcase."- Cousin Vinnie |