Granny Vinnie's and Crossbow's Atari 7800 Game Reviews


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"...it is a blast being able to be the bad guys for once"- Crossbow
"Atari did a bang up job recreating a game originally made for the Atari 2600. The bad thing is...They forgot to improve it for it's "FLAGSHIP" console 5 YEARS LATER."- Granny Vinnie
"I waste too much time playing video games that have no point. But to waste time finding a cat that is really the dollar sign is sinful."- Granny Vinnie
"Robotron is a simple game, perhaps too simple for some, but it offers non-stop robot butt kicking action for those looking to do so."- Granny Vinnie
"As he takes off that top hat of his, his little weird and slightly suggestive "Hey!" reassures me that Christmas is well on its way and simultaneously makes me feel a little weird about myself at the same time. "- Granny Vinnie
"Managing falling bricks appeals to human beings for some reason, but to throw in a victim who is also the game’s main antagonist was quite a stroke of genius."- Granny Vinnie
"Remember the old proverb when looking at old homely Louie: "There, by the Grace of God, go I.""- Granny Vinnie
"Like the game Meltdown, everything clever and engaging in the gameplay department is either almost ruined or completely ruined by the system's terrible Light Gun."- Granny Vinnie
"Summer Games misses out on medalling in every event it tries to get us excited about."- Granny Vinnie
"If you like 80's flight simulators and solving complicated calculus problems, this game may tickle your tedious video game funny bone. If you are like the rest of humanity and you enjoy fun video games, stay far far away from Super Huey."- Granny Vinnie
"Instead of a game filled with inverts, McTwists, and 720 airs, we have a game filled with buzz saws, computers, and typewriters."- Granny Vinnie


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