 | "I think Ninja Golf personifies what video games should be...Just plain fun. "- Granny Vinnie |
 | "The postal janitor scene alone is worth a purchase."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "...this cart will be the only maze game you will ever really need. "- Granny Vinnie |
 | "To be honest, this could be a game featuring Homestar Runner, my mom and dad, or the New York Jets, and it wouldn’t change very much about the game."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "maybe one day he'll release an Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Ms. Pac Man hack for us Yankees. Then, we'll laugh like hell when we see the Foreigner Belt bounce around the maze. "- Cousin Vinnie |
 | "You can overlook the infielding control flaws and enjoy a mildly fun baseball title if you want to... but chances are you won't want to."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "Planet Smashers would be a good gift to those who think they are good at everything."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "This game gets slammed often, but I honestly don't see why it gets ragged so hard. Maybe NASCAR fans are doing the reviews and they are irritated by having to turn right."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "This game is actually so high quality it actually makes games like the 7800’s Donkey Kong and Galaga walk over to the corner of the room and pee their pants. "- Granny Vinnie |