 | "...after an hour of wandering the caverns and wasting occult butt it will suddenly dawn on you: "What's the point?"- Granny Vinnie |
 | "Desert Falcon is an odd game that undoubtedly borrows from the popular Arcade sensation Zaxxon, but adds a few hitches here and there to make it a very interesting cart on its own"- Granny Vinnie |
 | "Everything you loved about the arcade is present here in this version."- Crossbow |
 | "I'm not sure what is going on in Donkey Kong's genital region, and I'm not sure I want to know."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "Donkey Kong's genital region isn't as disturbing as it is in his game"- Granny Vinnie |
 | "you can lose yourself for an hour or two in Double Dragon "- Granny Vinnie |