 | "...your worst enemies are not the Centipedes, but the Spiders. If this was not a family website, I would cuss them."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "With missing enemies, no extra levels, plus the predictable pattern of the enemies, the game is a very weak translation."- Crossbow |
 | "The game so tough three programmers died making it will be reviewed here soon!"- Granny Vinnie |
 | "More game variations and better audio would have pushed this homebrew over the top."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "Commando is a commie wasting blast"- Granny Vinnie |
 | "It's a rumor, but this video game was what started Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" campaign."- Granny Vinnie |
 | "Atari really studied their Ps and Qs on this one."- Crossbow |